The Mayor of The Friend Zone

I love you like a brother…

You are such a gentleman, you honor your word …

We can be friends first … oh, wait … just friends.

I shall take the next woman that says this … and drown her in her Chardonnay. I will lead her in a foxtrot to the top of a tall bridge, and push her off. I will thank her graciously, kiss her politely, and wander off with my dignity and composure.

I’m writing this to me … not to you.

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